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parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff
by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006
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Particle Physics

1. Particle Physics is a field of scientific study that has not been properly defined as of yet. See waste of time.

2. How you explain the final resting position of articles of clothing in a post-coital state, oftentimes referring to absurd or previously held to be impossible trajectories or arrangements of socks.

3. A euphemism for violently puking after drinking too much, usually resulting in projection from the nasal cavities. A polite way of explaining what happened to the bathroom on your way out of the door.

4. A major chosen by college-age males who have never had sex.

5. The nickname you give a girl with atomic models shaved into her pubic hair.

6. The reason bad things happen to good people.
1. I tried reading my particle physics textbook, but I don't speak whatever language it seems to be written in.

2. Person 1: Hey? How the hell did my bra get caught on the ceiling fan?
Person 2: ...Particle Physics?

3. Dude, watch your step... some Freshman underwent some serious particle physics in the laundry room!

4. Roommate 1: So, you're a Sophomore right? What's your major?
Roommate 2: I'm thinking of going into particle physics right now.
Roommate 1: ...Dude... I'm so sorry. I remember back when I was still a virgin...

5. Friend: So, I heard you got a late night visit from Particle Physics... How was that?
Lucky Guy: Dude, that girl literally has an atomic pussy.

6. Random Haitian: WHY GOD WHY?!
Haitian Government: ...Particle Physics?
by FannyBabble February 9, 2010
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alpha particule biatch

An alpha particule biatch is a biatch learning science and mathematics at university. She is often in the top 3 of the most sexiest girl of her year, she desired by all geeks. In fact, she describes the men's orgasm as an exitation that emitted a high energy of alpha particules.
Look all that geeks looking this alpha particule biatch
by duder159 May 17, 2008
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you must be fun at parties

An overused conversation-killing phrase most typically used to frame people who are particular or exact in their speech as overly fastidious or fussy, or unable to take jokes.
Formerly was directed at overly pessimistic people.
"So as I was saying, what's the deal with braille on the keypads of drive-thru ATMs? Like do I expect a BLIND PERSON to drive their car there?"
"It's just so they don't need two different production lines for making keypads."
"yOu mUsT bE fUn aT pArTiEs."
by James Russell, PhD January 28, 2022
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participatory porn

Love porn that a person can go join in the fucking,suckingect. if they want. found in some night clubs ect.
John joined in that participatory porn.
by Deep blue 2012 October 12, 2009
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Butt Particle

Any small particulate matter left behind on a toilet seat. This can include, but is not limited to, small dried flakes of poo, small seeds, bits of dirt, etc. This does NOT include "butt smears" or "dookie tracks."
I grossed out over the huge amount of butt particles he left behind on the toilet seat.
by wifflebird April 8, 2008
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dangling participial phrase

an uncompleted phrase leaving one wondering what is supposed to be said next.. "the bear happened upon, eating a log"
"jumping through the forest, the end" thats such a dangling participial phrase
by sonorareyes April 6, 2009
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