Packing A Parachute

Its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. Airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.

I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.

The girl next to me on the flight home was hot and suddenly I was Packing a Parachute.

by gilmoreforereal October 20, 2012

parachute pants

Pants with a built in rip cord which reveals your member to adoring ladies

I put a huge smile on her face when i did the "parachute pant dance of the exotic panda" on her.

by Davey G April 29, 2004

Paraphobia

A fear of paraplegic people or one day becoming paraplegic.

" I have paraphobia"
"What's that?"
" It means I fear the paraplegic or myself one day becoming paralyzed from the waist down"
".... That's stupid"

by ZenoRaptor October 6, 2017

parachute pants

Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.

1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.

by Dan Solomon April 16, 2003

parakeet bliesk

Parakeet jizz

The parakeet bliesk landed on the girls head.

by Jjjjjlkkkf April 22, 2009

parachromism

inability to identify a particular colour.

The boy is suffering from parachromism and cannot distinguish between red and rose colours.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2010

Parathes

A parent whose child has died.

She was a parathes, because her child had died in the accident.

by MarriedGeek November 22, 2011