pants bologna

male genetalia, (penis)

The party was going fine until eddie whipped out his pants bologna and sent the women running.

by hamburgerhat December 19, 2006

load in the pants

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks

"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."

by thehockeydude December 07, 2016

mostly-pants

A type of leg-ware, similar to Capri pants, but worn by males. They are longer than shorts, but shorter than regular pants, usually falling about 3/4 the length of the leg.

I see Justin is once again wearing his mostly-pants.

by skitch75 April 11, 2011

People pants

Pants worn in front of other people, specifically people with whom friendships are not yet well established.

Good example: jeans, trousers, corduroys
Bad example: pyjama bottoms, tighty whities

"Company's coming. Better put on my people pants."

by li_ll March 24, 2010

try pants

In the gaming world, try pants is a term used to signal that a player is going to put in effort.

Fred: damn your score sucks

Joe: I'm putting my try pants on.

by Virendar September 27, 2011

Colfax pants

Pants that are either very, very short, or have many rips and tears in them to show a lot of thigh. Worn with the intent of looking slutty/easy.

Dude, the blonde looks super easy, look at those Colfax pants!

by Whatsisname6 August 03, 2009

No Pants November

Once it is November 1st, everyone in the world is going to go pant less the entire month.

“Where are your pants Connor?!? We are in the middle of church!!”
“Chillll preacher, it’s No Pants November!!!!”

by mcdarmaid October 19, 2019