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Panjot

Aye Boy you a panjot,
by Daddy Cam February 4, 2019
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pantorant

a freak out, while on the phone. Usually accompanied by wild gestures and turning red in the face, but always silent so that the person on the other end of the phone is none the wiser.

from: pantomime + rant
guy: "I have a conference call in an hour, so could you try not to make too much noise?"

wife: "sure thing"

*an hour later*

wife: OH *@#$!! (drops a plate in the kitchen)

guy: (silently throws his arms around and stares at her intently)

wife: stop pantoranting.
by Dastardly Jim July 6, 2009
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Pantogramma

The words or collocations having the same letters in a row but different word dividers. People sometimes can understand such collocations with another meaning.
In Russian and Ukrainian language there is one interesting phenomenon that is called pantogramma.
by vmk January 3, 2020
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pantograph

a chart showing how many more wears your trollies have left before washing.
On checking his pantograph the driver realised he had 3 more days of use left
by Boltonwomble77 July 6, 2021
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pantoffel

when someone says something so stupid or does something so stupid that the only thing to compare them to is a pantoffel, which is "flip-flop / thong / plakkie" in Afrikaans.
Liz : "chole could you flip off the light please"

chole : "I don't understand why that's necessary, but okay"

chole points middle finger at the light *

Liz : "don't be a pantoffel chole, turn the light off"

chole : "OHHHHHHHHHHHH"
by thejuiceiestj June 6, 2022
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Pantonia

The Republic of Pantonia is a micronation Centered in portugal with territories in germany, spain, and southafrica. Our national languages are english, portugese, spanish, german and nadarin. Our population is 57 and we currently own 4 ha of land. Please come join us, we are very nice and maybe you will make some friends!

if you move to pantonia you will get multiple bitches, come to pantonia if ur lonley and looking for hot single dogs in ur area

Join our server! https :// discord . com / invite / jbdDhXtxgv
pantonia slay
by pantonia June 17, 2022
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Pantomime

A dream of particularly absurd situations in which one would only find themselves if they lived in a Darrin Aranofsky film or a Netflix room-com after school special.
One may experience a pantomime after a night of gorging on Welsh’s fruit snacks and inhaling Monster energy—especially while watching American Beauty or any PTA film.

A pantomime can be further described as a particularly gay dream. Made specifically for young closeted gay teens who have yet to understand why they think the way they think.
Guy1: I dreamt up this crazy pantomime last night

Guy 2: aw man how do you feel?

Guy 1: well done dunno. I feel like shit but I got this buzz

Guy 2: jeez man when’d you go to bed

Guy 1: yeah like 4 in the a.m.

Guy 2: holy shit!! No wonder

Guy 1: nah man I hit the monster hard. Plowed through a whole case of monster

Guy 2: fuck man. Those things are bad for the heart

Guy 1: hey whatever. Bad for the heart good for the soul. Anyway spent the night jerking off to Casey Affleck.

Guy 2: jeez man. I didn’t know you were a Pufta

Guy 1: fuck you man I told you I had this pantomime

Guy 2: no thanks man I’m not that way

Guy 1: no way man. Just a little lick

Guy 2: alright cum’ere you

Guy 1: holy shit! I just jizzed my pants. Was that a pantomime or a Van Sant-PTA collab?
by GrDen October 18, 2022
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