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dissappearing panda

A dissappearing panda is when your having sex with a girl and right after you cum you say "look a panda" and point in a different direction, quickly pull out, take off the condom and slap her in the face with it
Hey look a panda! *smack* ha they better get that dissappearing panda back to the zoo.
by Devin H May 4, 2006
mugGet the dissappearing pandamug.

Panda-monium

1. when the pandas break loose out of the zoo and cause mass mayhem throughout the city.
2.widespread destruction in wimpy peoples pants
joe: bob just had some panda-monium when anne looked at him.
chris: what a nerd
by Hero rasmussen February 27, 2008
mugGet the Panda-moniummug.

Sea pandas

A killer whale some people call them sea pandas because they are black and white but sadly not asian so they really are not the pandas of the sea
White girl #1: OMG did you see those Sea pandas that the teacher was showing!?
Smart guy #3: You mean killer whales?
by Sassy of amazing mc ville February 14, 2014
mugGet the Sea pandasmug.

Panda airsoft

Dumps one person and has to post it on the urban dictionary 😎😎😎
Panda airsoft is a world wide team of 6mm plastic bb savages
by NOt mE5782 December 22, 2020
mugGet the Panda airsoftmug.

Panda Carpet

A woman's vagina that very much resembles the private region of the bear-like animal known as the Panda. With an enormous growth of hair, frightening to look at.
Couldnt wait to get in her pants, then I almost wet mine when I seen her panda carpet...that shit was scary!
by Stevie Y April 11, 2005
mugGet the Panda Carpetmug.

Panda Vagina

when something is so glorious and shiny or nice that it is refered to as a pandas vagina;maybe something is so beautiful it is a beautiful as a pandas vagina.
ya man that chick was panda vagina status!
by godshitonus April 8, 2011
mugGet the Panda Vaginamug.

Panda Sister

A term used between two women who have slept with the same guy.

While two men who have slept with the same woman are considered "eskimo brothers," two women who have slept with the same guy are known as "panda sisters."
Maria, don't look now but Brian just walked in with Beth. Looks like somebody got a new panda sister.
by R0LLeR September 1, 2010
mugGet the Panda Sistermug.

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