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Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."
"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
by thatkid129 April 10, 2009
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panda man

A wild species most found in Jefferson County,MO. The panda man is most popular know for his very distinctive "war-cry" mostly heard around dinner time. The panda man is an allusive beast but is very kind and cuddly.
by distruction jr February 17, 2010
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panda sock

when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...
hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?
by panda sock April 16, 2021
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Panda Slap

Panda Slap is a term created and used by professional wrestling tweeter and youtube web show host, WrestleBunny. It is a severe form of slap, with a large panda like hand, connecting to your face in a matter of seconds. Your head is liable to snap off and roll away or your cheeks may light on fire after Panda Slap is applied.
"If you don't comply, I will panda slap you!"
"Ignore Bunny and get panda slapped!"
"Panda slap your mom."
by WrestleBunny January 19, 2010
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panda penis

A person who is unfortunate enough to have a penis of 3 inches in length.
That girl said Matthew Read had a panda penis.
by Lew April 27, 2004
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Panda Toe

A word white people can use instead of nigg... so they don’t sound like racist pricks.
Hayden’s my panda toe.
by Sayden Hantilli August 14, 2019
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Panda Bear Fight

A drink, of sorts, consisting of three drinks taken one after the other. It is an addon to the traditional Bear Fight which is an Irish Car Bomb and a Jägerbomb. In a Panda Bear Fight you follow the Bear Fight with a Sake Bomb.
We were at the bar and wanted to start the night off right. A fellow drunkard recommended a Panda Bear Fight. It was like a polar bear, a black bear, and a panda bear fighting all the way down. It was epic!
by Sir Stampalot June 28, 2011
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