Paige story

A fairly short to medium length story with basically no plot or point. Originating from Paige, the master of all meaningless stories.

Paige: hey i have this cool story. today i went outside and there was a bunny in the yard. it was eating grass i think. and then it heard the door shut behind me and it hopped away into my crazy neighbor's yard...

Me: what the fuck... that was a paige story.

by moonbeamsexypants January 12, 2009

Paige M

A really cool uncommon celebrity who I think is really cool and I would do anything to meet. She is a songwriter and she loves Bo Burnham and it would be really cool if I met her.

Me: Paige M is so cool, she deserves a chance to meet Bo Burnham.
Bo Burnham: I know, Right?

by your friend schnipper October 22, 2019

Paige Meliment

A word used to describe a major mistake, often when the mistake could have been easily avoided.

"Damn dude, you really pulled a paige meliment by missing that lay-up"

by Weasel boi November 24, 2018

dominic and paige

the perfect couple that is deeply fond of eachother. they dont live close but that dosnt matter because distance cant block love. these two are perfect for eachother in really fucked ways but thats why this relationship is perfect

dude did you see dominic and paige
ya they were making out in detention
or
dude that party was crazy last night
ya man i heard dominic and paige had sex in the pool

by koalaklamidia July 24, 2011

paige witwicki

Paige a kick ass girl that any guy would be lucky to have is sweet kind and is friends with everyone so never let a Paige go or else you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Dam did you see Paige witwicki today she is looking really hot man.

by Pie us goid February 13, 2017

paige dyer

a bully and a loser who makes definitions for herself

“paige dyer is not the wave bro”

by hoesmad🥴 August 28, 2019

buxlow paige

A cheese that only moose will eat

I've got Buxlow Paige all over my wooden antlers

by WeWereZombies September 28, 2017