pandemic puppy

A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy

- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
by WendyMilan April 07, 2021
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Slop Puppies

saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks
Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020
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puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.
Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child
by Calun March 03, 2014
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Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.
by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 15, 2022
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Pocket Puppy

A canine utilized for self pleasure.
Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy
by Gabesta99 April 03, 2023
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Chanking the puppy

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.
by Jimmy Cocaine July 16, 2019
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Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.
Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!
by btank May 05, 2015
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