A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
by WendyMilan April 07, 2021
Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
by themadhatter1912 February 20, 2020
by Calun March 03, 2014
The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 15, 2022
A canine utilized for self pleasure.
by Gabesta99 April 03, 2023
by Jimmy Cocaine July 16, 2019
It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.
by btank May 05, 2015