status poser

One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.

Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"

Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!

by SSang October 25, 2014

wild pause

When your friend says some gay shit

Friend 1: Can we try something new later?
Friend 2: Ayo! Wild pause.

by clubpenguinwaslit December 11, 2018

T pose syndrome

When somebody can’t stop t posing

He had t pose syndrome

by Kellands August 31, 2023

Poplar Bluff Pose

The "poplar bluff pose" is when you're taking a picture, usually of you and one more person, one hand is placed on the outer hip, while the other is around the person next to you. While doing this, you lean back as far as you can thinking it looks cute, when in reality, it looks like your ass is about to fall the fuck over.

Omg, girl, let's take pictures for Facebook because we feel like models.. But wait, we can't forget the Poplar Bluff pose!

by wuhdat October 18, 2012

Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.

Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.

by dustysgirl December 30, 2014

Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018

Lowercase T-Pose

When a person under 5’6 attempts to assert dominance with a T-Pose.

Short person: *t-poses*

Tall person: *t-poses above short person* Your lowercase t-pose is not affective here.

by BigTiddyGothGirlfriend November 1, 2018