guilty pleasure

listening to and secretly loving Taylor Swift.

Friend: "Oh my gosh, she sucks!"
You: Yeah! I know!
Your guilty pleasure: Sunday mornings Taylor Swift is turned up while you're cleaning your room... and you just purchased outrageously, expensive tickets for her concert.

by SillySallyLovesSeashells August 23, 2011

Man Pleaser

"the mouth"; to refer to someones mouth in a homosexual reference

"shut your man pleaser"

by Rich January 14, 2003

Bitch please!

Used when someone/tool makes a stupid comment, or just as a fun way of saying no. Remeber to raise your left hand over your right shoulder as if to pimp slap them.

Mitchell:"Josh would have sex with Megan Carter?"
Josh:"Bitch please!!!" *raises hand*

by Epicnessincarnate August 16, 2009

pleasureman

Gunther is the pleasureman who wants only love champagne glamour and RESPECT and to sexualize the world.

go pleasure yourself and watch mr respect at:
www.gunthernet.com

by eritwa July 16, 2004

woman pleaser

another name for your cock. unless you are a gay, and then its a man pleaser.

aite sweetheart, cum over here and suck on my woman pleaser.

by chris and liam January 16, 2007

Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”

After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.

by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007

Pleasure trail

The thin line of hair on a man leading from the belly button, attaching to the pubic hair. Can also be called the glory road.

My pleasure trail is uncomfortable in tight pants but my wife says it shows her where the pleasure is

by Loellenknight85 April 30, 2010