guerilla paw

When an old man with glasses jerks you off till your dick is crystal clean.

That old man and his civil war buddies gave guerilla paws to each other every Friday morning.

by Donkeybrains1 March 24, 2017

dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.

I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!

by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024

Panda Paw

A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!

Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body.

Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.

D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.

Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)

Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?

Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.

D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?

Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.

Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!

Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.

D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!

Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 22, 2011

Paw Paw for Jesus

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.

Paw Paw for Jesus!

by annmartina May 7, 2024

bitch paws

A man’s hands that are soft and appear to have never been used for work. Usually small hands too.

When Brad showed the offer to his customers, they quickly noticed his soft bitch paws.

by Sith Rabbit November 30, 2020

Sticky-paws

When tape is placed uner the paws of cat for the amusement of humans.

Mr.Whiskers: "What's with the funny walk?"

Mittens: "Damn humans and their sticky-paws!!!"

by mathraptor July 23, 2009

South Paw

this is really suppose to be Soft Paw... someone fighting with their weak hand and not dominant hand. soft and south sound alike and that's what they made out south paw. which really dishonor the king of the north where this comes from and we not talking about anything on tv. don't forget everything on tv and movies get their stories from real life. so basically this guy did so much damage with his weak hand which is his left hand and he is right handed. trying to take it easily on the guy and still really hurt him. so now everyone is scared of the thought of getting hit by his strong right hand when the weak left hand soft paw they made up crack this person jaw. i know he won't like the name soft paw, and not south paw for two reasons now legend says.

i hear a lot of boxers say they won't ever fight a south paw but won't explain why.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022