Milk The Pants

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

Colfax pants

Pants that are either very, very short, or have many rips and tears in them to show a lot of thigh. Worn with the intent of looking slutty/easy.

Dude, the blonde looks super easy, look at those Colfax pants!

by Whatsisname6 August 3, 2009

pants toucher

To touch oneself/another person in the pants.
To rub your hand on your or someone else's private parts.
To pinch another on the ass.
To give someone a hand job in a public place.

Jonny's a pants toucher, he always grabs his crotch.
That Jonny is a pants toucher, everytime he says hello to me, he grabs my ass.

by Jumpin Jimmy November 27, 2007

load in the pants

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks

"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."

by thehockeydude December 6, 2016

mostly-pants

A type of leg-ware, similar to Capri pants, but worn by males. They are longer than shorts, but shorter than regular pants, usually falling about 3/4 the length of the leg.

I see Justin is once again wearing his mostly-pants.

by skitch75 April 29, 2011

sportscraft pants

Pants worn by middle aged portly chaps in Eastwood

You look great in your sportscraft pants there!

by JALDLSP May 1, 2018

Pants Jazz

Pants jazz is when you rip fart after fart in your pants.....which creates a music tone....

Got a little pants jazz for ya...hope it don't stink...

by Nycman June 13, 2014