touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

grass-fairy

Any male soccer player. With all due respect. <3

That kid's such a grass-fairy ; he's good though.

We scrimmaged with the grass-fairies again today... Cleaned that shit.

by VIKINGS_2010 November 27, 2008

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 02, 2021

mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.

Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.

by Nigger thug May 05, 2018

Grass Carp

Biting and basically eating the hair DIRECTLY from a persons ass crack.

My girl was licking my butthole and she started grass carping me. She sure can grass carp.

by The Hair February 18, 2012

Touch Grass

A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-

Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”

by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 02, 2021

ollie on the grass

A policy of safe and ineffectual behavior. Someone who eschews the common observation of "no risk, no reward". Exemplified by wanna-be's, esp. girlfriends, that feebly attempt a skateboarding trick/ollie on a soft surface.

Don't ollie on the grass.

by captain scrappy January 19, 2007