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Randy-ing

1) only blows the dopest Vape clouds
2) qualified for the 2016 beer pong and Vape olympics

3) makes his friends pay for anything and everything

4) goes out of way to save even the slightest bit of money

5) in 2016 his life took a turn for the worse when he was convicted as a bro rapist
John was Randy-ing so hard last night. He invited over 3 of his close friends, got them lit off natty lite, and when they were blacked out drunk, began to fondle with their nut sacks and take their money. When the friends woke up in the morning, John made then clean up the basement and pay him for the beer and food they ate.
by Randy-ing June 27, 2016
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randy orton

current world heavyweight champion and former evolution member
orton beat benoit for the title at summerslam and for those actions triple h, ric flair and batista beat the living hell out of orton
by justin August 17, 2004
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candy randy

The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)
"Hey my teacher, Mr. Sandines, he's such a Candy Randy - always watching boys in the bathroom"
by Arsenic54 July 23, 2016
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Rescue Randy

A life-sized dummy used in training programs for safety and rescue works.
"Yeah, Randy was one of our former students that didn't make it through the program," he said with a laugh. "We use him for all the different rescue scenarios. If somebody was to get hurt inside the hub, they need to bring Rescue Randy out and bring them to the ground. It's a mockup for rescues."
by humblepiece April 22, 2018
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randy roadrash

An alcoholic drink made of; 2 shots of stoli, soda water in ice, lime wedge, and two splashes of tobasco. Usually ordered in a club, mostly enjoyed with live music.
Bartender, can I have a randy roadrash for the beautiful woman who followed me here, and a beer for myself?
by Matty Grey March 29, 2015
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Randy Jones

A term used to describe being present yet having little effect, or quite possibly even a negative effect. References Los Angeles Kings defenseman Randy Jones in the 2009-2010 season.
Dude 1: "How was your week?"

Dude 2: "Shit, I skated by like Randy Jones."
by Terry Murray June 21, 2010
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hot randy

Hey don't bogart that hot randy.
by DannySux July 2, 2016
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