Vacation

WOOOOOOOOW! THAT'S LIKE 3 IN A ROW! TED CRUZ HAS GONE ON VACATION FOR THE LAST 3 NATURAL DISASTERS! What was the last one?

Hym "I don't remember what the last natural disaster was but I remember that Ted Cruz went on fucking vacation. Jesus Christ!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

amish vacation

When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.

I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!

by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

quiet vacationing

to vacation lowkey. to tell no one of your weekend endeavors. to not ask for time off but call in sick to enjoy life privately.

That girl is always quiet vacationing, nobody ever knows where she goes.

by shotcaller411 May 23, 2024

Laceless vacation

basically when someone’s going to a mental hospital they can’t have shoe laces hoodies strings or anything you can hang yourself with

bob:i tried to kill myself
ricky:oh word

bob:yeh my mom said imma go on a laceless vacation

ricky:well man see you at the mental hospital cuz same lmao

by Ethereal Steez April 16, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is of unreasonable size that one could receive during vacation time only. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge.

boyfriend dick
size queen

by SexyGrandma69 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

When you'r on vacation and you hook with a dude who's not boyfriend material but got a bomb ass dick.

You wouldn't believe the "vacation dick" I got last night

That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.

by thatguyinyourmomscloset June 16, 2016