Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009

railing a line

To use only your nostril to snort meth or coke when nothing else suitable is available

That was some fire ice last night, sucks we couldn't find a straw. Railing a line is such a waste..

by RestoredByzantineEmpire June 13, 2020

purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.

"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."

by Kyle Rh. October 3, 2009

cumdoza line

The point during sex when the male crosses from trying to not orgasm early to wondering how much longer he has to continue to satisfy his partner and becomes bored with repetitive action.

The line is named after Mario Mendoza, who is known for batting .200 and being an awful lover.

I was thinking to myself 'don't cum don't cum don't cum' then I crossed the cumdoza line and had to wait awhile to get back into it.

by bo hits his kids June 28, 2010

pillow line

a line when skiing or snowboarding has many boulders covered in heavy snow.

Did you hit that pillow line coming off the north face?

by bestjustgotbesteder May 2, 2010

nerd line

A crease in your stomach that develops from sitting down at the computer constantly

"Paul is hot and sexy, but he has a major nerd line"

by Torage June 22, 2008

Plax-Line

This is the line you cross, when you know you're not getting anything done for the rest of the day.

I've passed the Plax-Line, so I'm just gonna surf the internet til 5.

I've just plaxed.

I'm plaxing so hard right now. I have to go home.

Is it 5 yet? I'm plaxing.

by dacelow April 14, 2010