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online loser

is a person who live playing online games like tibia, ragnarok, runescape or habbo. they are playing all day long, in the weekend. the online gamer dont have real friends, their only friends are onlines. they have online love, and they never meet their real love. they are the "daddys" in their online games but in the real life they are the biggest loosers in the world. they only think about their game and are boring people who only talk about those games.
sometimes they dont know, but their lovers are the same gender.
normal person: hey loser whats your problem?
online loser: if you play runescape i will kill you with my mage level 689 with one hit.
normal person: but in the real life i would make you scream with one hit.

normal loser: hey do you wanna go out in the saturday night?
online loser: no, i would play tibia with my online girlfriend
by slowowow May 4, 2006
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sims online

A game that completely robs GROWN ADULTS of their lives. Honestly, I occasionally play the game and their are people over 30 that play it literalyy all day. Theyt just leave it on to take showers and such. those of them who have real jobs only think about this game at work, they've admittted it. Take me seriously- if you want a succesful life with a real spouse, freinds and unneglectd children, DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME... unless you have strong self control. It is really disgusting to talk to this people... they have lost sight of reality and, frantly, I can't help put pity them... at least everyone is nice and freindly. Plus, there is really no gameplay. Basically you sit there for hours watching your sims do repetitive tasks for money and skills to aquire objects and such that...well... DON"T EXIST. Please think about playing this addictive and life virtually life robbing game. I remember the wonerful day i realized there was no point to it... finally freed myself...
This is a real converation I had with with a Sims Online player:

Me: So how often do you play?
Sims Online Player: All day.
Me: So what do you do for money?
Sims Online Player: ...Im getting uncomfortable...
by Dan The Definer May 8, 2007
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OnlineClock.net

Online Clock is a free internet alarm clock displaying your computer time, which can be found at www.onlineclock.net

Created in March, 2006, this was the world's first online alarm clock website.
If you mobile phone dies and you need an alarm clock, just go to OnlineClock.net in your web browser.
by RalphieT April 21, 2010
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Online as fuck

In FPS ( First person shooter) is something good players call the kids that are internet superstars but when the time comes to LAN they either flop completely or perform sub-par mainly because a large majority of them actually cheat and can't actually perform without them.
"Dude Alex is online as fuck but it won't matter in next week's LAN"
by Angela(Hysteria) December 8, 2009
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mu online

An MMORPG game where many people either love it, or play a month then decides it WAY to repetitive. All one does is click to kill monsters, to get cash, which you buy more armor, so one can click on more creatures! Hey if they add any more interesting things to this game, it might be better. However, it is currently free (still in beta I've heard) But if it is in Beta its still quite good. Webzen (creator of the game) once said the game is still 20% done, can't wait till the next 80%.
Try the game out, and see whether you think its good, or just a pile of OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?
by Throndir June 14, 2005
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Elder Scrolls Online

An MMORPG made by Zenimax Online Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks, released on PC on April 4th 2014 and will release on PS4 and Xbox One in 2015.

It is based on the Elder Scrolls franchise, which is most well known for Skyrim, one of the best RPGs of all time. It has many of the same gameplay elements as Skyrim, such as crime, first-person combat, a huge world, and lots of quests to do. While not on the same level as Skyrim or Oblivion, it is definitely one of the best MMOs out at the moment.

The game received mostly positive reviews, and its endgame progression system has received a lot of flak. Thankfully, it's being overhauled soon.
"Hey have you seen Elder Scrolls Online?"
"Yeah I started today, it's so much fun!"
"Wait until you get to level 50. Have fun grinding out Veteran Ranks!"
by neizir December 16, 2014
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Conquer Online

A free MMORPG that is your typical Diablo style korean RPG. Features *TONS* of grind, morons, bugs, exploits, botters and such. The game is funded by people buying dragonballs which do stuff in game. But when you buy dragonballs, you also buy favors of the GMs, which include but is not limited to: Immunity to banning, ability to get items back after they were fairly taken off you, being able to scam, being able to bot, being able to get people you don't like banned. The game is failing rapidly as the GMs are so blatantly lazy and do NOT listen to player suggestions. Players who have quit sometimes hang around the forums are try to free players from the hell that is Conquer Online.
by The Aise of Spaids August 9, 2006
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