crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.

The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

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Pain cropping

Claiming to have a serious condition such as cancer to gain pity and attention from people which mocks those who have suffered from it.

He claimed to have leukemia for 3 years ago until I made him show proof when I got suspicious and found out he lied. He was pain cropping the pain of my sister for pitty that pos.

by Cenobite777 April 24, 2024

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Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.

If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.

by Furter October 11, 2020

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Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers

Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!

by Motherfuckerwithsocks@nohomo March 29, 2022

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DK Crop Dusting

The act of entering a person's Live Stream (usually one in which the topic you disagree with) and leaving contradictory and baiting comments. These comments are typically sanctimonious in nature, implying your moral superiority over all who are currently enjoying the Live, with the intention of hijacking the focus onto one's self.

Did you see when Donna came into my Live today and totally crop dusted the comment section? Ya, she totally knew no one would care about what she had to say, but DK Crop Dusting occurred anyways!

by Funnelcakes December 16, 2019

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