ohio jokes 

ether the funniest or dumbest jokes on earth, in the whole universe even, the amount of these "jokes" anyone has heard is maybe over 60 per person

person:have you seen this tiktok, its so funny
ohio joke maker: only in ohio
person: your ohio jokes are so unfunny

ohio jokes by mavis isnt green December 26, 2022

Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear

The ultimate rizzler, only to be rivaled by the Child Arrizler. A word used to describe someone who has stolen more than fifteen-sextillion virginities and has more than twenty-million boyfriends.

Ain't no way Marco thinks he's the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear. He's built like a toothpick.

When the Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear entered the room, everyone ran away in fear of being rizzed up.

Ohio Sigma Grimace Rizzly Bear by ChildArizzment Sigma Grimace September 29, 2023

Ohio Theory

The theory that there is at lease one sex act named after every sizeable city in Ohio.

The existence of the Toledo Taco and the Cleveland Steamer seem to suggest that the Ohio Theory deserves consideration.

Ohio Theory by OhioTheorist September 23, 2007

Ohio spitball

The sexual act of performing a blow job, pretending to swallow, kissing one'a partner, and spitting their semen back into their mouth.

I'm so mad at my girlfriend, she ohio spitballed me last night.

Ohio spitball by far-gone September 10, 2014

Ohio final boss 

The boss you face at the end of the fucking hell that is known as Ohio. This godly level being has powers like no other.

Ohio final boss just unlocked his new power. Made In Ohio!

Ohio final boss by Justyouraverageindianjoe December 18, 2022

ohio landslide 

a combination of the cincinnati bowtie and a hot carl, cincinnati is located in ohio. and landslide... well. you know.

it takes some skill but i pulled off a monster ohio landslide on my bitch last night

ohio landslide by sexable panda June 26, 2008

ohio butter spreader 

When one (typically male named Adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the butter to the rear of his mate. After pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over butter between her cheeks.

When I am low on lubrication and just a little hungry I like to give my girl the Ohio butter spreader.

ohio butter spreader by Clapper8611 April 23, 2016