National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

Office Cowboy

Corporate office dewler (usually in management or above) always replete with pager, cell phone, blackberry, etc., who uses said devices in public areas such as an elevator in order to pretend to be busy and avoid contact with lesser employees.

Did you notice the office cowboy on the elevator? There was no way he could get reception in there.

by Walk May 24, 2006

OFFICE LAUGH

the most common defintion of an office laugh is when something goes terribly wrong or a 420 pound head honcho farts and then everyone just stares at each other for a few miliseconds and then everyone starts laughing its scary to watch actually!!

if you are in a situation like this just laugh until ur intestines bleed or get a hernia..

its the financial eviquilent of cutting ur own testicles off, 9 to fiving it for pittance..wats the point???

niall: fucks up does nothing about a problem that should have been done MONTHS AGO..But doesn't due to favouritism and whos ur uncle etc..

everyone else: just does the office laugh

ricky: just does this ... :| clocks out early..

by OFFICEINTESTINESRUPTUREDFW April 12, 2009

Office Fever

Feeling crazy at work inside an office.

The accountant experienced office fever when the photocopy machine malfunctioned; he initiated a heated argument with it.

by strawberryx May 18, 2011

The Office Chair

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.

We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.

by L Twice August 16, 2011

The Office

The best non-animated comedy ever.
It was originally a very terrible show on BBC, but then someone got a great idea to make a U.S version, resulting in the best non-animated comedy ever.

The Office Quote-
Michael: Wikipedia is the best website ever... Because anyone, anywhere can put whatever they want on it, so you know that you are getting the best source of information...

by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009

Facebook Official

This term is used when a relationship is official, and you know so becuase the couple changes their status from either "single" or "it's complicated" to "in a relationship" on Facebook.

Guy 1: "Dude, I met this fly girl last night and we had a really good time, so I looked her up on Facebook..."
Guy 2: "And...."
Guy 1: "She's Facebook official with some douche bag."
Guy 2: "Ouch bro.

by Cfrau15 March 10, 2009