An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising
by Lizmorg December 19, 2021
Get the Jeely Cowmug. by the 360 September 3, 2022
Get the cows moosicmug. by Owner of submarines February 2, 2022
Get the Cow Tipsymug. 
A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011
Get the Apocalypse Cowmug. There goes Debbie, bitching and yelling about some new process in her department. Another cubicle cow on the loose.
by azbankr June 12, 2017
Get the cubicle cowmug. Cod - a small, pouch or bag (rare) the scrotum (also in plural).
In Jamaican this refers to the balls/scrotums of a cow.
In Jamaican this refers to the balls/scrotums of a cow.
by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021
Get the Cow codmug.