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turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.
if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)
by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022
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Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents

The place where you report problematic editors in Wikipedia for community review. Hellish, but functional. Often shortened as WP:ANI.
I go to Wikipedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Incidents for my daily dose of drama.
by Yoostery November 18, 2023
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If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets
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