Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021

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Nottingham Local

Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.

A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.

by Average Midlands inhabitant July 26, 2021

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*seriously, this is nothing*

*seriously, this is nothing*

*pls stop*

*you know what?*

*you forced me to do this, it isn't my fault*

ERROR 404

Rebooting...

Reboot unsuccessful.....

Trying to direct firewall to connection..............

Trying to reboot again......

Reboot complete.

I told you, this is *nothing* because you just came down here for nothing :P

Why are you still down here

Sigh

by Some coal with some diamonds April 4, 2022

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Nottingham academy

A fucking shithole

Guy 1: Nottingham academy is a massive fucking shithole

Guy 2 : I know it's a shithole

by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023

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Nothing

nothing

by Hitlerlover45 October 29, 2023

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Never nothing always something

Never nothing, always something is said to lament the horror that is facing the onslaught of never ending BS coming out of life's daily firehose at you.

This is clearly an absurd amount of BS piling up. Never nothing always something man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

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