sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

by EvanB September 25, 2007

Sport Coat

A Guy a woman is dating, may even be a side dude, who she sees no future or long term goals with. However, she still does some of the things as if in a relationship without the domesticated parts e.g. sleeps with, hang out, and shopping trips to name a few .

I think I may call my sport coat to get me out the house tonight!

by She’s On To Something! November 5, 2022

Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 8, 2023

sport fuck

to fuck for entertainment purposes

I knew it was a sport fuck when he started laughing at me.

by h-town187 May 15, 2010

tongue sports

rapid tongue movement requiring incredible talent, practice, and endurance training

Lauren: Don't stick your tongue out at me! That was violent! You're going to strain your tongue!
Dan: Are you kidding? I've been practicing my tongue sports lately!!

by theonewithbetterunderwear9 September 18, 2005

Sport Fishing

The act of a married or attached guy flirting with a girl to see if they still have "it." Also known as catch and release. Sport Fishing does not end up with a hook up, if it does see "adultery"

Friend 1: Bob is hitting on that chick over there, maybe I should go tell her he's married.
Friend 2. No need man, he's just sport fishing.

by Barbecue Man August 6, 2012

sports-over

When one is very tired/sore due to the extreme playing of a sport the day before.

Nah dude I have the worst sports-over from the basketball tournament last night.

by snakebait69 June 14, 2011