Nolan

this guy fucks.

ex. Nolan lays serious slammage in his bedroom.

by Billy January 25, 2022

Nolan

Nolan is that guy who heavily fetishizes ww2 (to where his fixation is almost erotic), watches girls und panzer, listens to sabaton, and spends hours playing garrys mod Star Wars RP every day after school. It's not uncommon for Nolans to secretly engage in homosexual erotic RP on G+ or twitter after the end of a long day.

Nolans were very common throughout the mid 2010's, however there is scarce evidence that those affected by Nolanism can truly recover, with many Nolans remaining the same until this day.

This man has the most severe case of Nolanism I have ever seen.

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p1. I kinda wanna go out with him...
p2. ew, no you don't, he's a Nolan.

by khhhhs December 17, 2019

Nolan

A small dicked redhead, that's at least part white. unfortunately, he's quite funny, but really bad at giving head. A goo person to keep around as he'll probably be successful in life, and is nice enough to support your shitty ass future.

Person 1: Ay you know Nolan?

Person 2: Yeah he couldn't make me cum
Person 1: Aw

by Mermph February 07, 2022

Nolan

Some guy who works his ass off and he is really fit and hot and athletic

Girl 1: LOOK HOW SEXY THAT GUY Nolan IS HES MY BF
GIRL 2: IK NOLAN IS MY DREAM GUY

by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023

Nolan

Some hot ass guy who works out and girls have a HUGE CRUSH ON HIM

Girl 1: LOOK HOW HOT NOLAN IS AND HOW HARD HE WORKS
GIRL 2: NOLAN IS SO HOT AND HARD-WORKING 😍

by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023

Nolan

A dumbass

Nolan thought goblins were called nilbogs

by SteamedClams March 15, 2018

Nolan

sorta nice and sorta good at games and pretty bad with grammar HockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockey.

hey nolan hows a going HockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockeyHockey.

by to nolan January 27, 2022