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Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009
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Cam Newton

He's going to be the guy that plays on 8 teams in 5 years now, for no good reason.
Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Sean Newton-Mott

Sean Newton-Mottis the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. One look at him and you are trapped in endless love and affection. Looking into their eyes you are captivated. Their eyes soft you can see their feelings, wants, needs, and also desires. Their bodies, stunning and perfect to the extent of undesirable desire. Their smiles are like the sunrise and sunset. You would want to see it forever. It is the best thing to ever see and experience. Knowing one on the outside they act tough and hide their feelings from others. They are some times corrupted, but never let it consume them. Well known as fighters and the most strongest people you’ll know. They are caring, compassionate, inspiring, loving, and protective. Never like to see the people they care about to get hurt. If angered they can ruin your life forever. They show the most affection and will spend time with you when ever they can. Also will help you in need. They also love dominance(in bed), is their greatest part along with their personality. Have the best sense of humor. Can make you feel like the only one in the world. Great listeners and can inspire you within time or getting to know. Outgoing and also hardworking. If you dated one he is a keeper. They are loyal and trust worthy and will treat you like a princess...... and the only thing that matters in the whole world. They can be shy with letting you into your life, but if you take the time it will be totally worth it in the end.
Sean Newton-Mott The most amazing person in the world to have in your life.
by TinyPrincess June 13, 2018
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Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
by WordGod22 January 28, 2022
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scott newton

A person highly associated with drug abuse and neglect.
Phil: "Hey see that guy over there?"

Jeremie: "Yeah, he such a scott newton!"
by The1BigGoon June 5, 2017
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Cam Newton

Cam Newton Has a tree growing on his dam head and
by Patriots fan lmao November 1, 2020
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Isaac Newton

Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.
“That guy inside that other guy packing fudge over there looks like a giant Isaac Newton”
by Jafleur December 30, 2022
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