New York Legislature

A group of individuals who collectively and persistently neglect their duties.

The errant soldiers were charged with being a New York Legislature because they left their posts without permission.

New York Legislature by gman620413 July 9, 2009

New York Meathook 

The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.

Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.

A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.

When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.

Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"

New York Meathook by Gandhus November 15, 2011

New York Sewage System 

An act in which a male and a female have anal sex while the female has bad diarrhea, and shits herself because of this. Then, what is left over is a pile of stinky brown and green shit.

Carrie Ann: "You know what my adopted black son did with his girlfriend?"
Bill: "I do, someone said that he gave his girlfriend a good old New York Sewage System. They said that shit stained the floor green for months."

New York Sewage System by greenmangingerboiasiantofuZAO April 11, 2014

New York City

The city that never sleeps...

and...

never stops smelling like cigarette smoke..... :X

(AKA: NYC, the big apple)

Doctor : I'm sorry you have lung cancer

Patient: HOW??? I never smoked in my life?!?!?
Doctor: I saw your Facebook.... you went to New York City... right?

Patient: Ohhhhh that explains it!...

New York City by applepiegurl October 9, 2016

New York Grinch 

The New York Grinch, or also known as the Grinch, is a person who steals the timberlands, or timbs, of someone in December in New York City.

That nigga stole my timbs, he is a New York Grinch.

New York Grinch by SnoopyTheDogg November 23, 2016

New York City

Everybody trys this place out then hates it for the rest of their life.

New York City - I hate this place.

New York City by Rapper Gijoe September 27, 2019

New York Pro 

An unpopular brand of guitars.

guy 1: dude, you play guitar?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: electric?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: is it a fender stratocaster or a gibson sg?
guy 2: nope, its a new york pro
guy 1: what?

New York Pro by rockrox March 1, 2008