Neil

Neil is a weird, cool, nice and cute boy who likes to play sports. He is a kind best friend with a huge heart. He can comfort you when you're feeling mad or sad. Neil is a person who you will instantly fall for. If you ever come across a Neil, be friends with him.

Girl 1: "Look! He's so hot!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's because he's Neil!"

by xXxKittyCatxXx January 22, 2022

Neil

He’s a silly goose

Should I tell Neil 🙈😩

by OMGCANYOUTELL?🤗 November 19, 2023

Neil

A double rocks or pint glass filled to the brim with Jameson Irish Whiskey and ice.

Give me a Neil.
I'll have a Neil.
I've had 3 Neil's tonight.

by Larry Darrell Darrell November 22, 2021

Neil moment

A Neil moment is a way to describe or call a situation in were a person tries to act cool or get attention by saying things like. My Laptop broke or I lost my book. And then you or someone else points out that its a bad thing the person says some deus ex machina crap and says oh wait I fixed it.

Neil: Hey bro just got some weird dots in my eyes from looking at the son.
Me: Yoo you could get blind are you ok?
Neil: Nevermind i just put my hand on my eye and pushed it and its fixed.
Me: Neil moment

by Zan van April 15, 2022

Sleepy Neil

When you fall asleep on the toilet whilst enjoying some white cheddar popcorn with a dab of ranch.

There was a sleepy Neil in the handicap stall at the concert last night.

by JimmyBonez313 November 2, 2020

Edmund Neil McLaughlan

Just your friendly London Twat, no other words! He is a boy about 13-14 who plays Minecraft with his amazing friends

“Edmund Neil McLaughlan“ you are a twat who lives in London but somehow we all love him

by Borris sicklton February 10, 2021

Neil Nishanth

Fucking Savage
Jacked up guy
If u find a Neil Nishanth dont leave him

Neil Nishanth is a fricking badass

by Eashwaran Karthick November 25, 2023