number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

by thedzone October 10, 2009

number 1 g code

Never calling the fucking police out of spite or anger. No matter whatever. Simply puts you at fuck boy status. Especially while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Resulting in Bad choices suffer horrible consequences.....

Tim left a book behind... Tim got mad when Ashley didn't do what Tim said... Tim breaks in, and then calls the police when Ashley freaks out..... Tim broke THE NUMBER 1 G code... Tim then left with 2 pairs of jeans and pajama pants and a jacket..... WITH POLICE ASSISTANCE.... Way to BREAK THE NUMBER 1 G-code. This may be highly mistaken for the term fuckboy!

by Dontfuckwithit July 15, 2016

number 1

To urinate. Also see number 2

"This will be quick, I just gotta' take a number 1."

by x January 31, 2003

number 9 sucks

Number nine is the worst number in the history of numbers JUST SAYING

ITS ALL ABOUT NUMBER 8 ;) <3

STANDING for the best hockey player ever. :) :D

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN

Stephanie : Number 8 is the best number ever.
Jade: No number 9 is the best
Stephanie:No, number 8 is the Best and number 9 sucks

by sugarlipps8888888 August 14, 2010

Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

by satchmo April 26, 2005

number 1 draft pick

Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:

They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf

Got a serious injury Greg Oden

Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick

or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown

So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan

1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?

1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf

1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!

by theend1190 February 19, 2009

Number Monkey

Noun. An accountant

A number monkey is someone who is hired to do slave labor accounting or the work of a monkey. A monkey could do the work better. I should hire a smoking monkey.

by landthisplane November 1, 2015