Noah

Fat fuck. He always asks to eat other people's food, and eats anything, no matter how gross the combination.

"Holy shit, stop pulling a Noah."

by THICCY MINAJ December 13, 2017

Noah

A retard that goes to school who thinks he’s the leader (A terrible leader) he will just act just like his “fake friends”and yeah his “fake friends” pretend their his friend. They hate him!! He can be very mean and think he’s soooooo cool.
He’s the worst person to ever live. There is only one Noah like this and he lives somewhere in Asia. What a fucktard!!!!

“Noah is just such a great person”

by ItzMe123Yeah March 02, 2018

Noah

A name only given to fat little men with man-titties, with a huge attitude, and know for his excessive use of the word bitch.

See that short guy over there, he looks like a noah

by IM,SPED.INC August 27, 2020

Noah

Someone who wears high top pumas and finds girls with braces highly attractive. He also enjoys self fellatio as well as touching himself at night.

That guy we met at the bar last night is such a Noah. His shoes really made it obvious

by JasontheBean January 04, 2015

Noah

Noah is closely related to the form of amohibian called a squirell. He had amazing abs and is in love with many ppl. Get wrecked bro.

Noah.

by Thuglife123 January 29, 2018

Noah

Just by girls looking at him they orgasm in their pants. He is a hot sexy guy that can fuck for a long time. He can get any girl.

Damn that guy is hot is that a Noah.

by Hell ya mofo September 18, 2016

Noahed

When in the beginnings of a relationship one party just suddenly stops all communication.

I can't help but notice that you have just been noahed, are you okay?

by Sinnadick July 12, 2013