This man needs an oscar

The cringiest and the most annoying type of comments scattered around comment sections in YouTube, primarily shorts content and skibidi toilet comment section

5 year old : this man needs an oscar for posting funny videos
5 year old : this man needs an oscar for being funny
5 year old : this man needs an oscar for being serious
mature person: would you shut the fuck up?

by SomethingYouDontWannaSee October 14, 2023

your opinion is not needed

The title says it all

Your opinion is not needed m8

by hollaback-girl June 26, 2016

I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

We need to talk

You're so dead.

Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.

(he's dead!)

by totallyawesomeateverything October 23, 2012

we need to talk

The 4 most fatal words to a relationship.
(usually said by the "Female Companion")
If you hear her say these words dump her fast!
WARNING: She may not want to break up so be careful.

Female Companion: "We need to talk"
Guy: thinks to himself "Shit!"

by keithian irby October 2, 2005

we need to talk

i need to bitch to you about something that is damned serious.

honey, we need to talk about how to control our son's desire for porn.

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

what you need

80's slang for cocaine

"That guy deals weed, speed and what you need!"

by betterwatchit November 7, 2007