narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Get the narcissist mathmug. by lucaondawar November 16, 2022
Get the Narcissistmug. An asshole thinks they’re the best person in the world. Will probably look up their name on UrbanDictionary just to see how good they are.
Mark: Did you see what it said about my me? It says “He's the definition of amazing. He defines the word friend, too. He'll always be there for you. He defines hard working,” and it’s all true! I think they left out the part about me being sexy though.
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Jason: Fuckin’ narcissist.
by toadallyawful December 14, 2018
Get the Narcissistmug. that sibling who makes everything about herself
After my tiktok went viral, my narcissister subtweeted me and then made ten tiktoks.
The only setting on my narcissister's phone is selfie.
The only setting on my narcissister's phone is selfie.
by MizzesD February 11, 2021
Get the Narcissistermug. A general term victimized people use to define their perpetrators; often used to describe ex romantic partners, spouses, employees or lower income earners.
My ex is such a narcissist. He never cleaned up after himself and expected me to do everything for him…
I don’t like her, she’s a vindictive narcissist…
He gossips about everyone behind their backs and points out their flaws like a pathological narcissist.
I don’t like her, she’s a vindictive narcissist…
He gossips about everyone behind their backs and points out their flaws like a pathological narcissist.
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