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The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid
by Hedonia January 22, 2024
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Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 9, 2024
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Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.
Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.
by CocoPapa November 11, 2025
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farty boy mystery

When a small group of people bust ass, and no one knows who did it
What is not a soul gonna claim that awful stench? Must be a "farty boy mystery!"
by cell phone Chris July 29, 2022
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Crazy Mysterious

A quality possessed by events or individuals carrying an inherent sense of danger but an inexplicable attraction to explore its possibilities.
Jason: "Did you see the girl in the skirt with the crazy mysterious eyes? I think if I talked to her, she'd cut me but I just can't walk away."
by KevinGrumblesReturns December 15, 2008
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Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?
Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
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Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.
I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.
by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021
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