Maskerbator

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc

Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser…

by Pugilist408 November 5, 2022

Musked it up

To completely mess something up and be 100% at fault for it. Though typically applied to business decisions it can apply to anytime someone messes up something really easy, also similar to making dumb statements the rest of the world knew was dumb but doubling down on it - similar to putting your foot in your mouth.

Bob thought NFTs would actually be an investment strategy after he saw it on the local news. he really musked it up.

by Nxano April 23, 2023

Musked it up

You messed up bad and let your venture capitalist fever dream ruin everyone’s day

Oh man, I Musked it up so bad last night. I bought a social media platform then ruined it for everyone

by SidTheSod July 1, 2023

Musterfuck

Making stream of consciousness decisions with zero vetting, and the resulting consequences. Especially in business.

Elon’s 2 am Tweet business decision turned into another musterfuck.

by shadowbob July 25, 2023

Frosted Musketeer

After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.

My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.

by brewdogg December 27, 2009

nut musket

Penis

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.

by jcstreetz April 4, 2016

Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018