Green Mushroom

As in the Mario series when one gains a green mushroom the words "one up" flash on the screen, this is when you tell a story and someone else tries to tell a story better than you.

John: "i once skydived"

Bob: "yeah well i skydived and shot 4 ninjas whilst slaying a dragon and throwing the ring into Mt. Doom."

John: "Green Mushroom me again and you die."

by jameswilson December 22, 2009

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the creamy mushroom

the creamy mushroom defined is when an uncircumcised man is about to ejaculate and holds the splooge in the foreskin and gives the women a stamp in the shape of a mushroom from the dick head on said womens forehead.

Gregg: Sandor give that triflin ass bitcha the creamiest of the mushrooms like it was a camble soup lable

Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.

sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.

by poopstinken April 14, 2010

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mushroom tatoo

when you take your wang to someone's face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your penis kida looks like a mushroom)

I left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit

by Diego February 8, 2004

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Burnt Mushroom

After your partner is done giving you a blow job, she proceeds to turn around and fart/queefe on the head of your penis (the part that looks like a mushroom)

After Bradley was done fingering Bisbee's butthole, Bisbee sucked his cock and farted on it, and bradley said "thank you for the burnt mushroom!"

by Kara Day xoxo November 10, 2009

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