Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.

Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.

Company Mushroom by Zero-K April 28, 2006

stringy mushroom 

The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.

"dude, some bitch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her."

stringy mushroom by TheDarkShade December 18, 2012

towel mushroom 

a mushroom on a towel; most likely caused by excessive masturbating and ejaculating on the towel.

Son, why is there a towel mushroom on my towel?

towel mushroom by skullwise April 19, 2022

give you the mushroom 

Putting both penis and balls far into the vagina

Yeah baby I'm going to give you the mushroom later when were alone together

give you the mushroom by !vandev November 6, 2017

Mushroom hunt

When a straight woman or gay man is extremely horny and looking for any guy to bang.

Did you see Jenna at the party the other day? She was totally on a mushroom hunt.

Mushroom hunt by The Seventh Samurai August 9, 2012

mushroom pump

To get fucked way to hard with your mans mushroom.

Wanna get mushroom pumped in your dumper slut?

mushroom pump by iHumpDumpers October 11, 2016

Mushroom With A View Burger 

A special double decker burger topped with porcini mushroom

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Mushroom With A View Burger, you should try it!"

Mushroom With A View Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018