Murder Plant

A murderous plant of murder-ation

Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss

by E-Stuffs October 1, 2016

Lollipop Murderer

One that licks sausages at the local grocery market and then proceeds to kill every man next to themselves. Usually a female Human being.

Jasmine: Is it alright if i go to the supermarket to buy sausages for our hot dog party tonight?
Chammy: It depends what kinds of sausages if you know what I mean.
Jasmine: Actually, I always like the sausages that were skinned so you couldn't see the burn marks of your enemies anymore.
Passerby: You fucking lollipop murderer, go jump off a bridge and die.

by Illegal Username December 15, 2016

Murder Train

The act of having group sex with a girl who is on her period.

My friends and I hopped aboard the murder train last night. That girl left some blood on all of us.

by Mattie2000 January 8, 2012

Murder-eyes

A glare of absolute angered scorn, like your about to tear someones head off, like a vengeful Samurai.

Gloria is giving her ex them murder-eyes as he walks away with his new model girlfriend.

by CallumFoster October 8, 2019

Verbal Murder

To completely roast a living creature to the point of embarrassment!

Dang! You just verbal murder that man in the roast.

by Charlie Sr. June 17, 2018

murder hog

name of either a fast and destructive vehicle, or a bong that hits too hard

Q: Hey can you come pick me up?
A: Yeah, I'm rollin in da murder hog.

Let's go to my house and hit the murder hog!

by M-Gangsta July 26, 2009

murder shrub

a murderous dickwad that is probably trying to be edgy but idk

"oh god i hate him." "who?" "that murder shrub."

by emberly stevens June 21, 2019