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Muppet Trap

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.
Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...
by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019
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Muppet

Person or persons whose behaviour is largely controlled by the 'All Rock God Puppeteer' Muzza.
'Did you hear Jack defending Muzza's feelings?'

'What a Muppet!'
by Kayye May December 1, 2020
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Muppet

Middle age woman who dye their hair Insane colors
She’s a muppet
by Love_my_words September 17, 2020
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Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.
There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.
by Richree July 26, 2008
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Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
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Sex muppet

Jaden Levi Manly-Williams
Jaden is a Sex Muppet who gets no bitches.
by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025
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Slut Muppet

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.

One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.

Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
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