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Muppet

1. Puppet characters inc. Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy
2. A friendlier way of calling someone dumb/foolish
“Oi Drew, stop being a muppet”
by }i{ EL April 16, 2022
mugGet the Muppetmug.

Stinky Muppet

When you give someone a rimjob with a sock puppet.
That gir the other night took off her sock and gave me a Stinky Muppet.
by High G. Wrection March 27, 2019
mugGet the Stinky Muppetmug.

muppet dick

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.
by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024
mugGet the muppet dickmug.

Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.
by RadioJock March 22, 2024
mugGet the Punch a Muppetmug.

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
mugGet the Handless Fuck-Muppetmug.

Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet
“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppetlast night
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
mugGet the Ass muppetmug.

the biggest muppet ever

Wow isn’t that jevo
Shhh she’s the biggest muppet ever
by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022
mugGet the the biggest muppet evermug.

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