Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.

Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.

by Ezel1234 February 10, 2023

Mullet bottom

Buisnes in the front(vag or dik) party in the back(booty) but all hairy and scary

My brother has a total mullet bottom

by Jack Offspring March 5, 2015

Australian Mullet

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole

I didn’t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet

by Goblinn February 10, 2022

Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"

I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.

by funnymom25 December 8, 2020

Mullet Steve

Mullet Steve is a fictional character. No one knows anything about him except for the fact that he exists and that he has a mullet. He is often seen wearing a sweater and consuming pork products.

It is rumored that he has super powers and spends most of his time fighting evil. It is also rumored that if one cuts off Steve's mullet, the world will end.

Reporter: "Mullet Steve, do you enjoy bacon?"
Mullet Steve: "Darn tootin'!"

by Spunkyjr July 29, 2006

mullet couple

A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.

A mullet couple would be a fat or ugly dude with a smoking hot girlfriend/wife.

by Randy Poffo October 24, 2007

Baby Mullet

A small almost-mullet but not quite a mullet yet.
People called Cruz & Connor are common holders of the baby mullet.

"Look at the Baby Mullet on Connor!"
"Wow, it's so hot!"

by big bitch boy September 5, 2019