Mug Punter

A mug punter is someone who thinks he's good at betting on sport but is, in fact, hopeless. He can be found on betting site forums and can easily be spotted by the pathetic attention-seeking nature of his posts where he proclaims he's the greatest tipster / master of betting etc, and follow-up posts to point out the occasional winner he selects. Most of these winners are blindingly obvious and at short priced odds.

His tips usually follow a pattern of a short run of success, which promotes a feeling of invincibility, followed by the inevitable extra large bet on a loser, wiping out his entire bank. Then nothing will be heard from him for several weeks, whereupon he re-emerges having scraped together some more money for another go.

He is the opposite of the shrewdie.

It usually pays to oppose the mug's selections.

betman robbing is a MUG punter

by a shrewdie December 15, 2008

ass mugged

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.

by Jean Painter September 20, 2008

Meme mug

A mug posted with memes on it

Me:*Buys a mug*
Also me:I want to give this to my friend...
My friend:Why is there memes posted there
Me:Wai-wait
Also me:*Checks* it's called meme mug!?
Also Also Me:Why didn't i noticed that on the mug and didn't realised the name...

by ihandlethisidk August 21, 2022

Mug Buyer

Me. Cause I just bought this awesome Urban Dictionary Definition Mug.

And yes, I did submit this definition to Urban Dictionary just so I could have it on my mug.

Someone: Hey, what does your mug say?
*You show this mug to someone*
Someone: Mug Buyer?

by Argeuahble January 18, 2017

Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

Mug hugger

A person who wraps both their hands around their mug because they're lonely and that's the only warmth they know

Dave is such a mug hugger

by Markislav February 11, 2017

booty mug

to run or leap towards a person, facing sideways or backwards so as to strike them with the buttocks. generally performed on an unsuspecting or distracted person whom the mugger is well acquainted with

"that mark is from where I hit my head after Deena booty mugged me in the hallway and knocked me down."
"yeah I guess she's too big a girl to be doing that shit anymore"

by sinistar23 April 23, 2009