mud goblin

A Turd

While walking the dog Tim stepped on a mud goblin

by olddutchster November 06, 2013

Mud Water

Baileys on the rocks! (yeah as simple as that)

Kevin Hart: Yo wtf is a mud water?
Antonio Brown: A couple of Baileys on the rocks!
Kevin Hart: Lol mf call it mud water, goddamn!

by boochslaya February 21, 2020

mud rooster

Gay slang name for a guy that follows around other men and their 4 wheel drives trying to get in their mud hole. Gorton special

Gorton, you're such a mud rooster, quit following me!

by Gilbilly March 14, 2017

pebble mud

The bit of poo that hangs on when you accidentally squeeze it off too soon.

I squeezed it off to soon, and I had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to get rid of the pebble mud.

by ravenhiss September 16, 2003

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by matmudmonster September 19, 2021

Mudded out

When a girl gets fucked too much that her vagina gets all wide so it looks nasty and loose.You can probably stick a tree in it.

"Look at that mudded out hoe over there tryin' to get some dick.I Hope he know her pussy nasty."

by Ant March 30, 2005

Mud Monkey

A Turd

I have to go leave a nice Mud Monkey in the toilet

by Sir_Shits_A_Lot April 14, 2009