Moss Eater'd

getting moss eater'd is when youre absolute ass at lying and everyone calls u out on ur lie bc ur so ass at it

P1: Hey what happened to P3??
P2: They got Moss Eater'd hard time!!!
P1: What did P3 do to get Moss Eater'd?
P4: P3 said the earth was donut shaped and that you cant die from starvation
P1: Wow P3 deserved that

by DawnMacaron May 8, 2024

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.

We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.

by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024

Moss:)

a very cool person that is cool enough to have an urban dictionary definition. his pronouns are they/he.

Moss:) is a very hot person:)

by LABOhio June 23, 2021

Moss

A hot non binary persons name. They couldn’t think of an actual name so they went with a plant.

Person 1: hey, whats ur name
Moss: moss.

by MossOnRollerSkates June 27, 2021

Moss

the name of a person who will do anything simply for the aesthetic. she is super awkward, but in a comfortable way that just makes being around her fun. She is the person you will go to for fashion advice, and you will not be dissapointed. Really open minded and accepting. Once you get to know her you cant hate her.

“oh look its moss!”
“she let me borrow her sweater the other day!”

by never the thirdwheel June 28, 2021