Morano

To shit while standing because you're too manly to sit like a girl.

I woke up this morning with twice as much chest hair because I drank so much jaeger last night. My day took a turn for the worse though when I tried to capitalize on my new found manliness and Morano. I fell backwards, split my head open on the bathroom door and got shit everywhere!

by ja mccaff August 30, 2010

mormanity

Another word for mormanism, just a little offensive.

i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!

by Master Zula June 29, 2011

Morgan Freeman'd

To dispense generic advice using a low and soothing voice.

I just gave him some generic advice in a low soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd him.

by Gt_sharon October 2, 2014

Morganized Religion

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

by tuck1s December 6, 2015

moranic squat job

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

Morganism

A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.

Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!

by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 11, 2017

morgantown plunger

The delivery of a fist up your ass by someone from Morgantown, West Virginia

"You know what they call a fist up yo ass in Morgantown? The Morgantown Plunger"

by karlsvan December 6, 2017