Montgomery Monster

In the 1940s, when segregation was on the rise, a white man by the name of James Manton invented what is known as the "Crotchal Stimuli Injection System" - a.k.a. the modern day penis pump. Manton knew that the only way that the white man would be able to compete with a black man's penis (see Alabama Black Snake) was to "stack the deck". What was the result? On average a 12.75 inch purple armored warrior known as the Montgomery Monster.

Much folklore surrounds the Montgomery Monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of dick royalty.

"The Montgomery Monster destroyed my home, raped my wife, and ate my children. However, it was damn impressive. I need to get me one!"

by Lord Terry Hughes September 19, 2009

Monster Energy Drink

monster energy drink is a drink that thousands of people enjoy. that doesn't mean you have to like it. a lot of people drink it because its the" cool" thing to do but people also drink it because they enjoy the taste or are looking for something to give them a little energy. but no monster is not a life style so don't try and act like its your whole world. its just an energy drink (even if its like the best tasting drink u ever had)

P1: i love monster energy drink!!! i would die without it!!! (don't do this)
P2: i like monster energy drink it is very refreshing (this is accepted)

by warpedkitten June 11, 2015

Spawn Monster

1. One who cannot become strong without the use of Spawn (a testosterone producing drug)

2. A choir boy who wishes to become strong in attempt to intimidate but cannot accomplish this without the use of the drug Spawn and without the proper technique just becomes fat

3. An ass-fag

"Chris thinks he is scary now that he takes Spawn but instead of becoming big he is just transformed into a spawn monster and ass-fag and has uncontrollable spawn rages and weighs over 250 pounds with man tits!"

by SBDYBM July 22, 2009

monsterbation

The act of masturbating while going "RAAAAAAWWWRRR!" Like a monster/dinosaur

Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.

by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010

Party Monster

An awesome movie based on a true story (Disco Bloodbath; a fabulous but true tale of murder in clubland, By James St. James) It is James St. James's (Seth Green) outlook on the murder of Angel Melendez, comitted by Michael Alig (MaCually Culkin) and a guy named Freeze. Most of the movie takes place in a club called Disco 2000 check that out to learn more.

MaCually Culkin and Seth Green with many a wide variety great cast. Not for the weak of heart or stomache for that matter. If you don't like homo-sexuals you will not like this movie! But you can learn more on the web about the real Michael Alig and James St. James, However the book "Disco Bloodbath" can no longer be purchased for less than $200 you can find the reprint of it called "Party Monster" found at any bookstore.

by Sandy Sue May 27, 2005

Kankle-Monster

VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.

What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.

by amoyoy August 12, 2007

Cum Monster

A Cum Monster is somebody who looks like they just jacked off and walked out their door wearing whatever they found on their bedroom floor. They can be found in most public places. Cum monsters don't really care about what people think of them and often don't shower.

Kevin: Hey, did you see that cum monster on the bus?
Ethan: Yeah, I smelt her the whole ride.

by Keidro Iglesias April 20, 2016