cold moist

When your sweating in bed and it’s cold wen you leave the bed. This can also descried the cold air during sex

Damn girl, do y’all feel that cold moist in your ass?

by Dentor February 18, 2020

Gettin Moist

Procession to sex; leading up to or starting to have sexual intercourse. Can range anywhere from making out to spitting game to mackin hard.

"I asked if I could barrow her pen, and things started gettin moist!"

by CTroller November 19, 2009

Moist bumfuzzul

When you shake a pop can so much then shove it up your bum and you sit too hard so that it opens and explodes in your bum and it’s all sticky

“Last night I did the moist bumfuzzul challenge

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008

moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

Moist toot

A moist toot is when you cum in someones ass and they fart, spraying the cum in your face.

Last night Ashley gave me a moist toot man it was quite an experience.

by Itsyourdudebexxx September 11, 2018

Lazer of Moist

A lazer, when fired, moistens the target on contact.

“These socks are really starchy, can you give them a shot with your Lazer of Moist please?”

Turns off adult filter in search engine

Opens sock

“Aaah Like a glove”

by BigBillyBobby July 10, 2018