Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019

Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.

John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.

by DXbuddie November 27, 2019

Minnesota Cowboy Up

When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.

On a lonely summer's night, Tom lost his virginity Minnesota Cowboy Up.

by Sew Donym February 20, 2020

minnesota top

the act of a women putting an ice cube in her mouth and performing oral

dude last night jessica gave me that minnesota top

by nicfila69 March 3, 2020

Minnesota somersault

The sexual act of folding the penis in half and proceeding to have anal, oral, or vaginal sex with the folded penis

"Dude I totally banged her using the minnesota somersault last night."

by Big cock Calvin April 6, 2020

Minnesota Geyser

The act of coming and shitting at the same time.

That girl’s pussy was fire but I also had to shit so bad, that as I climaxed, I gave her a Minnesota Geyser!

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Minnesota Gathering

A lumberjack orgy.

This wasn’t his first Minnesota gathering and it sure as hell won’t be his last.

by ElZarape July 16, 2020