A Mexican typically known for knocking out straight white males, a Miguel Salamanca is also a Ro-Cartel cocaine addict.
I feel like snorting a line of coke today and assaulting a homeless white male, especially one called Jacob, I feel so Miguel Salamanca.
by abc31 July 14, 2023
Get the Miguel Salamancamug. Miguel is the kindest person you will ever meet. He has so much love and cares for other people. Miguel has beautiful eyes and perfect hair. He is an amazing dancer and loves to play guitar. Miguel's main priority is definitely protecting and loving his family and friends. Miguel loves skateboarding. He is so kind and affectionate. He would make the perfect boyfriend. Miguel is the type of person you could spend hours and hours talking to and enjoy it because he is so interesting and interested in the conversation. He is very down to earth and is always up for anything and everything. Miguel is an overall gem and is for sure someone you never want to let go of. He is capable of doing just about anything. He enjoys spending time with his cousins and is very family orriented. Miguel is the perfect guy. Plus he always smells good.
by roach_buster87 May 5, 2022
Get the Miguelmug. A chill ass nigga who likes to shoot guns and shoot his shot. He always simping but he the father of simps. Nigga always down for anything and smart af. Ladies hit him up cuz he a real one like a diamond
by Natpeterson November 23, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!
by BradLuck85 January 6, 2024
Get the Jacob Miguelmug. Miguel its a God at Wii sports
by Alfarroba November 22, 2021
Get the Miguelmug. Rui is the best friend someone could ask for. He is smart, funny, handsome, a hard worker and so much more. He loves his trippy music but he also loves rock, rap. He can come across as an asshole but if you truly get to know him, it’s a front for how sweet he really is. He is sarcastic and will not hesitate to joke around. He will always be there when you are hurting. He will be the first to call and make sure you are okay. His gaming skills are unmatch, just like his basketball skills. 1v1 him and u will be sure to lose, but u will at least have a fun time playing.
He is one of the best people to know.
He is one of the best people to know.
by WarzoneKid January 6, 2022
Get the Rui Miguelmug. A person who believes they are intelligent but actually messes everything up, most likely overweight, probably has Native American accent, and probably has a obsessive crush on someone
by AnonymousIntilligence October 2, 2019
Get the Miguelmug.