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Michael Jacksoning

Dancing like you've got no bones in your body, doing the most spectacular, awe-inspiring dance moves, moonwalking like you are floating on a cloud!

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude in the black sparkling

jacket Michael Jacksoning on the Motown 25

Show - that moonwalk was Beast! Michael Jackson,

to the side!

Guy 2: You dork! That dude WAS Michael Jackson!
The King of Pop was Michael Jacksoning the night away during his Bad concert at Madison Square Garden, lighting up the stage with the sheer brilliance of his dance moves!
by FancyNancy December 10, 2012
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Michael Showalter

Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.
Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007
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Michael Bay

The most famous case of the effects of ADHD on human development and functionality. Bay's ADHD affliction is often reflected in his films.
Guy 1: Dude this movie is twitchy and sporadic. It jumps from place to place and nothing is in frame for longer than five seconds.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Michael Bay for you. Don't blame him though, he's got a problem.
by Baron6489 August 5, 2009
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Michael Balzary

The best bassist in the world, commonly known as Flea, plays with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Greatest band ever.
Michael Balzary goes by Flea because he is insane and short
by BassBen15 October 17, 2008
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Michaked

When a boy gets "friend zoned" or put in a state where a girl does not want to do sexual activities with you.
"Dude, Zach was trying so hard to get Addie to like him."
"Yeah he definitely got Michaked!"

"She says she loves me, but only as a friend."
"Man i think your getting Michaked"
by TheFakeVishiNaik July 2, 2012
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michamuff

Noun, verb; doing a micha adj: michamuffed, michified

The impromptu growing of a large amount of female pubic hair in an attempt to please both sexes, and failing on both accounts.
Particularly common in the Bedford area.

Often laughed at behind the back of by "friends," commonly unknowingly.
"When I got down there last night, man, she had a micha."

"She is michamuffed up."

"I just wish she didn't have a michamuff!"

"She's hot, but I heard she's michified."

"She used to be sexy, now she's doing a micha."
by Bedfordschoolboy July 20, 2008
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Michael Joseph Jackson

A victim of many things; health induced or media induced

1982 produces Thriller album, largest selling all time, sells over 50 million copies worldwide; 1984 won 8 Grammy awards for it.

1983 performs legendary moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 years anniversary show.

12/9/84 announces at The Jackson's Victory Tour, he was splitting from The Jacksons and going solo

1987 releases Bad, his third solo album, and lauches a record breaking solo world tour.

Late 1980s named Artist Of The Decade for his Thriller and Bad albums

1991 signs with Sony Music, largest ever recording contract; releases his fourth solo album, Dangerous

1992 tours the world; taking his concerts to countries to which he was the first rock/pop artist they saw.

Later that year founded Heal the World Foundation to help globally improve the lives of children across.

1994 marries Lisa Marie Presley; divorces 1996

1995 releases fifth solo album HIStory; tours again over 2 years.

During that tour 11/14/96 marries Debbie Rowe; a nurse he met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder.

2/13/97 fathers Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.

1997 releases remix album Blood On The Dance Floor

5/3/98 fathers Paris Michael Katherine Jackson

September 2001 celebrates 30th anniversary as a solo artist at two concerts to be held in New York, USA, reuniting with siblings to perform their biggest hits.
RIP Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009
by eanderson760 June 25, 2009
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