meathead

A Small Brained Individual, Who thinks about nothing but Lifting Weights, Protein Shakes, NAPS, Wearing Cutoffs, Night Clubs, and impressing, women, usually 2 to 3 years younger than themselves. They Wear Shirts too small and, don’t care about school until they find out benching 350 pounds wont get them a job at the big business. Meatheads will have a myspace, showing numerous pictures of themselves flexing and showing off their polished muscles. Future involves bagging food at local convenient store. When having spare time they can be found at the local, GNC. Meatheads associate themselves as in some sort of mafia ex: Sleeveless, Mafia. In 10 years you can usually find this, mafia working a low wage job like blockbuster cashier, or of a fast food restaurant reminiscing of their high school, glory days!

Gerald is usualy a Strong Meathead name along with Carl

perfect Example http://myspace.com/213951608

by M-Twon OH December 31, 2008

Merthin

Muff diving on a woman to give her a second orgasm AFTER you have already filled her full of your baby batter.

I was ready to go to sleep but she was insatiable! She grabbed me by the ears and made me give her a Merthin.

by kenfollet April 19, 2010

Lorth haf Merthy

when you see/ hear some spicy thing

Hey keria did you see that tall light skin dude Lorth haf merthy he can rail me

by mmm_A.cRaCk_HeAd January 29, 2021

martha's vineyard

The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.

Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard

by Five Seventeen August 28, 2016

Meathooks

A big-boned, aggressive and flirtatious woman in her 40's that you meet in a dive bar. She's often accompanied by a similar aged friend or two.

Watch out over there for Meathooks dude, she's on the prowl tonight!

by King Timmy B August 29, 2019

Hell Merch

A bag of weed that is so potent that not even the Devil himself would be able to smoke it without pulling a whitey.

Stoner 1 - "Take a drag of that man"
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Sue Martha

Sue Martha in most Russian secret agencies is code for "summon the motherland," or get help fast but is always said in a calm voice as the agent usually has been compromised.

Agent K: Agent GB, give me a sitrep, over.
Agent GB: Everything's ok. How's Sue Martha?

by mortalesteban May 20, 2010