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Morning

A greeting that can be used at any time of day, even if it isnt morning. Can confuse people but is the easiest non thinking way to say hello.
Jeff: Hey john
John: morning
Jeff: Dude, its 5 in the evening...
John: meh...
by - Irishaxe - May 5, 2009
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The meaning of life

Something that can only be defined by you. Not by somebody else.
Nobody can define the meaning of life for you because for everyone it is different. I believe the meaning of life is to challenge what is fated to happen to all of us (Death, Destiny, etc). Others would say the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.
by krau_soles December 28, 2005
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morning tingles

to wake up in the morning horny, wanting some sexually intimacy, commonly called "special morning tingles"
Jack always loves it when Jane has the morning tingles!
by iknowitallhoney^%!~ March 18, 2008
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan
by The real Jim Bowen February 26, 2020
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Good morning

this is something you might say to someone when waking them up this word is used at least 28thousand times a day
by Noel369 March 27, 2021
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Morning

A period of time that is said to last from 5-7 AM to 12 PM. It is unknown whether this is true or not, as during weekdays, we lose consciousness of time at school or at work until noontime finally happens, and during the weekends, we spend this time of the day sleeping.
Someone said I'd regret that tomorrow morning, but it's okay. It will be Saturday tomorrow, so I'll just have to sleep until noon.

I had a test this morning. It was long. It also was difficult, as I was still half asleep.
by Shiny_Destory May 15, 2016
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morning fatty

1. A Ska band from South Florida, also referred to as "MF"
2. A person who is fat only in the mornings
3. A big joint meant to be smoked in the morning
4. An erection experienced after waking up; morning wood
1. Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to the MF show tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, Morning Fatty is the shit!
2. I thought she was hot, but when I woke up she turned out to be a morning fatty
3. There's nothing like a nice big morning fatty to start my day
4. When I got up I had to hide my morning fatty
by Bonj January 31, 2008
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