medusa

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time, whereas the climax occurs at the same time as release of excrement.

After getting an F on his final paper, Nick went to the bathroom to make himself feel better with a medusa.

by Brewcrew May 1, 2006

Manus Dei

A fan of paladins with poor social skills who had the misfortune of wasting his sensitivity in online forums populated by all sorts of jerks and arrogant sods whose sole purpose in life seems to be humiliating others. Can be tempermental when mistreated or slandered, and is prone to fits of burning rage when betrayed by those he trusts, but is loyal to his friends. Is often appalled and disgusted by shallow and vulgar displays and hates the typical alpha male mentality. Can be excessively defensive and expect the worst of people due to bad memories.

I don't envy that guy. He's surrounded by jerks and bullies on all sides. A real Manus Dei pitted against the hordes of Ahr'Peegeecee.

by Elyseon May 10, 2008

Manusexual

To be sexualy attracted by hands. To prefer to masturbate instead of having sexual intercourse with men and women.

We manusexuals prefer to be home alone and have a nice time instead of hooking up with someone.

by Smultronic June 13, 2015

International to cut mens dick day

April 19th is the International to cut mens dick day

Men suck except for fictional men periodt.

Person 1:Hey it's april 19th!Do you know what it means

Person 2:INTERNATIONAL TO CUT MENS DICK DAY!!

by De Nicki Minaj March 28, 2021

Medusa

When you are getting with a smoking hot chick with a MASSIVE bush.

Man 1: Hey bro what happened to Steve?

Man 2: I he went out with that hot ass bitch last night and this morning I went to get the paper, and he was out in the lawn naked in the fetal possition crying saying.
"that Ashley bitch had a fierce medusa!! Oh my god it was horrible!"

by WtomTOM March 13, 2009

Mensah

Mensah comes from a Australian Youth slang. Mensah means You are shit or "Shit".

"You Are So Mensah Dude" "Look At The Mensah On The Ground"

by You Shit It December 10, 2018

Manus Dei

Absolutly Moronic godmoding lamer.

<Manus Dei> Fool! I am immortal by the power of the Manus Dei ring!
<Booken> There no such things as a Manus Dei ring, and immortals can die.
<Manus Dei> That it! I'm ignoring you! *Activate Aphaty field*

by Booken July 14, 2003