Meatball

A deformity that leaves a man the shape of a meatball caused by elephantiasis. Severe addiction to porn.

Is that a meatball on the field?

by cacalaka August 6, 2008

meatball sandwich

Meatball Sandwich occure when someone named Ian creates a gerbil suit from the skin of live gerbils and prances around his living room alone.

Ian went home for a Meatball Sandwich before dinner.

by Ian Kristenson March 17, 2004

The Swedish meatball

after ordering a swedish guy online u take him back to ur house,tie him up and hang him upsidedown.
after 10 days of starvation you feel bad for him. you then begin to chop of ur testicals and feed them to him. after inserting the balls into the swedins mouth you duck tape it shut and see how long it takes for him to swallow.

"yea dude i would deff. give tht guy a The swedish meatball"

by DougYGaita May 13, 2008

Honduran Meatball

When a male, preferably from Southern America, poops on top of pasta and then cuts himself to bleed in the pasta. The blood resembles the red sauce and the poop resembles a meatball. Then he will forcefully shove a girls face in it until the girl manages to eat all of the contents of the bowl. The girl will have little room to breathe, due the the aggressive nature of the face shoving.

guy 1: dude, why is there a cut mark on your arm?
guy 2: i don't normally do weird shit, but i gave this girl a honduran meatball last night...
guy 1: dude thats raunchy

by SneakyBadger August 11, 2010

Sauce The Meatballs

To blow a partner, and then teabag them and have them coat your balls in your bodily fluids. If they are flexible, they can coat them in their own cum after you went down on them instead.

(In The Background) Head Cook: What a great job you just did, way to Sauce the Meatballs! And a good, even, sweet coating too!
Assistant Cook: I'm so glad I took good notes on those two, now I will be much better.
Ass. Cook 2: I'm going to sauce my meatballs in chocolate when I get the chance!

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.

Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub

by Tookar April 13, 2005

MeatBall Sweats

A twisted derivative of the term "Meat sweats". Rather than intense sweating due to the ingestion of high amounts of various meat products, Meatball sweats strictly refers to the uber crazy amounts of perspiration in the area surrounding one's testicles.

Holy Hannah! This volleyball is so intense it give me Meatball Sweats!!

"Dude.. did you wet yourself?"
"Nah bro I got severe meatball sweats."
"Aghh word dude, I love when that happens"

by AlbinoCyclopsShark October 18, 2011